This girl is more easily done than said...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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