I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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