do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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