let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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