There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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