I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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