Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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