it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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