I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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