Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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