people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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