im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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