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i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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