Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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