We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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