garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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