Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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