Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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