stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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