I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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