I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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