found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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