We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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