I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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