I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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