69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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