it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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