We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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