Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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