had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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