all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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