Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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