im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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