why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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