I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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