No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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