Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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