Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
