we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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