Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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