my mouth tastes like poor choices
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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