well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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