And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize