This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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