STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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