Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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