Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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