so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
