your thong is hanging out like whoa
im drinking this country out of the recession.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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