Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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