Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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