wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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