3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Where did you get a picture of my penis
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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