If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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